" Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind- numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...But why would I want to do a thing like that? "

Yeah train spotting kicks ass!!!


Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Renton: It's ****e being Scottish, we're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ****ing earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate English. I don't their just wankers, we on the other hand are colonized by wankers, can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by we're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in Tommy and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference.