I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

- Homer Simpson

Sorgen greier seg selv, men for å få det fulle utbytte av gleden må du ha noen å dele den med.

- Mark Twain

"Oh, they have the internet on computers now."

Homer Simpson

"to get started, press any key"

"where is the any key?"
Homer simpson

Han som stikker hode opp av skyttergraven får trolig hode skutt av, men det er kun han som har mulighet for å se veien framover

- EJ

Mr. Pink: I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

- Reservoir Dogs

En måte å redde ansiktet på er å holde den nederste delen lukket

- Kinesisk ordtak

To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
- Jean-Luc Godard

rovdyr spiser rådyr, rådyr spiser ikke rovdyr...