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Lovar frå USA (hør ellers he dei sø sprø reglar?)


Arkansas, Little Rock: No one may “suddenly start or stop” their car at a McDonald’s.

California, Fresno: Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

Virginia, Richmond: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

Champaign:
-One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.

Chicago:
-Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
-It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
-It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
-It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

Des Plaines:
-Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

Galesburg:
-There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
-No person may keep a smelly dog.

Joliet:
-Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.

San Francisco Laws:
-Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
-Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
-It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
-Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

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Kid A (9)

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heheheheheheheh... omg så mye tull...


 


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