Arkansas, Little Rock: No one may “suddenly start or stop” their car at a McDonald’s.
California, Fresno: Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Virginia, Richmond: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
Champaign: -One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Chicago: -Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. -It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. -It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. -It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Des Plaines: -Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
Galesburg: -There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. -No person may keep a smelly dog.
Joliet: -Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
San Francisco Laws: -Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. -It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. -Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. -It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. -Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.